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SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR

SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR
High School Yearbook Photo

"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight

"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight
HELLO STRANGER ... IT SEEMS LIKE A MIGHTY LONG TIME!

Thursday, July 20, 2017

EXSQUEEZE ME?


Well whad'ya know...

Today, July 20, 2017...


Shady Dell

Music & Memories


is celebrating its

9 year anniversary!



EXSQUEEZE ME?


Did I hear you correctly, Mr. Knight?

This brainchild of yours is 9 years old?

That's 56 in dog years!   That's the

length of 27 Hollywood marriages

laid end to end!


What? You don't know who I am?
You don't recognize this "crazy lady"
who just popped in uninvited
and unannounced?


For your information, I am
Dr. Mindy Lahiri, OB/GYN.
If I were a few inches taller
you could add BBW to my
credentials. Let's put it this
way. I'm not just plus size.
I'm A++ size, get it?


I’m like... very smart and successful...
and I’m hot... but don’t even know it...
which makes me even hotter.


I'm a doctor, not a DJ, but, for what
it's worth, and if you're taking requests,
I think all songs should be three minutes
long and Nicki Minaj raps in the middle.


Unbeknownst to you, Mr. K, I have been
secretly stalking creeping following you
for years. I have come to the conclusion
that Shady Dell Music & Memories is an
intoxicating and highly addictive blend
of music, memories, mischief,
madness and mayhem.


Furthermore, my impression of you
personally is that you, sir, are one
sick, twisted puppy. I happen to like
that quality in a man. It's the first box
I check when trolling the singles bars.

A few years ago, as you might recall,
the sassy girl group Subtle Sexuality
had a hit with "Male Prima Donna."
 You're so vain, you probably think
this song is about you. Roll tape!

"Male Prima Donna" - Subtle Sexuality
(feat. 'Nard Dog) introducing Mr. Understood
(2009, from NBC TV Series The Office)




Well, I suppose congratulations are
in order, so congrats on reaching this
impressive milestone and keep up the
good work, or play as the case may be.


As one of your biggest fans I'll
be praying for another 9 years.
Make that 99. I like to dream big.




Dear reader, I want to take this opportunity to thank you for your friendship and continued support of Shady Dell Music & Memories and invite you to watch one of the funniest TV shows ever -


the Mindy project


... returning this fall for a sixth
and final season on Hulu!


EXSQUEEZE ME?


I think you meant to say

theee funniest show!



I'll be back soon with

my first post of year 10.

Have a Shady day!